Reblog this for a pick up line in your ask box.

ameliamagnus:

theunfler:

she-dreamed-in-black-and-white:

behind-my-scars-are-stories:

behind-my-scars-are-stories:

Im bored. 

i waSNT EXPECTING OVER 30.

yEAH THAT’S RIGHT, PREPARE FOR THE UNEXPECTED.

PICK UP LINE HOUR IS NOW

Sure, why not? No-one ever does these things when I reblog them, but I might as well keep trying :P

singergurl91:

moonflowerlights:

If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex

Also, just remember that Tom Hiddleston can make that noise on command…

highsch00ls:

5evamore:

when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they’d be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty 

That’s a very strange way of coping with not being really attractive.

(Source: buthere-thereisnolight)